Certainly,
people love surprises,
who doesn’t?
Unfortunately,
I don’t .
When I was ten,
my cousin who was over 200 pounds
jumped on my back suddenly.
This big surprise had broken my rib;
I laid in bed for a month.
When I was sixteen,
I stumbled in a football game accidentally,
then I heard a crack sound of my broken femur;
Crack! Crack!
Thanks to this great surprise,
I laid in bed for 3 months.
When I was twenty four,
I was hit by a car with a drunk driver in it.
Luckily I did not die,
but I couldn’t feel my limbs anymore.
I was paralyzed.
What a unexpected surprise!
I think I finally could spend my whole life in bed.
Therefore,
you still want surprises?
Here are three and take them all;
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