3 Surprises

Certainly,

people love surprises,

who doesn’t?

Unfortunately,

I don’t .

When I was ten,

my cousin who was over 200 pounds

jumped on my back suddenly.

This big surprise had broken my rib;

I laid in bed for a month.

When I was sixteen,

I stumbled in a football game accidentally,

then I heard a crack sound of my broken femur;

Crack! Crack!

Thanks to this great surprise,

I laid in bed for 3 months.

When I was twenty four,

I was hit by a car with a drunk driver in it.

Luckily I did not die,

but I couldn’t feel my limbs anymore.

I was paralyzed. 

What a unexpected surprise!

I think I finally could spend my whole life in bed.

Therefore,

you still want surprises?

Here are three and take them all；

I’ll be appreciated.